Austin 3:16 – And That’s the Bottom Line
💥 Austin 3:16 – And That’s the Bottom Line
Alright, I’ll admit it — I still watch wrestling on Saturday nights. The lights, the entrance music, the chaos — it’s comfort telly at this point. And when the glass shatters, you know what time it is.
Back in the day, there was nothing bigger than Stone Cold Steve Austin. The bald head, the black trunks, the trashy talk, the beer bath — the man was pure attitude before social media even knew what attitude was.
It all kicked off in 1996 at the King of the Ring tournament. Austin had just beaten Jake “The Snake” Roberts, who’d been preaching Bible verses all night. Austin grabbed the mic and hit back with the line that changed wrestling forever:
"Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!"
That single line became a phenomenon — a mock-Bible verse, a t-shirt, a movement. Suddenly everyone in the crowd was holding “Austin 3:16” signs, and the Attitude Era officially had its anthem.
The vintage tees dropped on the website this week hit different because they’re from that era when wrestling was wild, unfiltered, and far too good for bedtime. Cracked prints, heavyweight cotton, that perfect 90s fade — each one tells a story of nights spent watching mayhem and wishing you had your own walk-on theme.
So yeah, maybe I never grew up. Maybe I don’t want to.
👉 Austin 3:16 forever — and that’s the bottom line.